Well, apparently I have been living in a cave the past couple of weeks. I realized I have been immersed in my work, but I did not realize how far out of touch with recent national news I was until my regular Wednesday radio conversation with Bruce Kelly.
Bruce asked me this morning what my thoughts were on Anthony Weiner. Frankly, I had none as I had no idea who he was. None. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. Prior to this AM I had never heard the name Anthony Weiner. Well, Bruce found this inconceivable. He stated emphatically that I was the only person in the country that did not know about Anthony Weiner.
Bruce told me I should Google weiner so that I could catch up on the news. Alas, I was too busy all morning to get to my laptop in my room so on a break I used one of NETC’s computers in an unused meeting room. I googled weiner. Oh my did a lot of stuff come up. I was still trying to take in all the weiner hits when I was visited by a local police officer. Apparently weiner searches on the government’s secure computers are not looked upon favorably.
So thanks Bruce Kelly for telling me to Google weiner. Now I not only know about Anthony Weiner, I also now know what the inside of a Maryland jail looks like. The long and short of it is – this whole weiner thing didn’t end well. Learn from my experience folks – only Google weiner from your home computer…or do the time.
Day seven hundred and two of the new forty – obla di obla da