I saw a plaque in The Paragon catalog that made me smile. It isn’t something I would necessarily purchase and hang on my wall, but it shared a sentiment that I will happily adopt. It is a sentiment that makes sense to me – its logical, but humorous at the same time.
The plaque reads, “I love you with all of my butt! I would sayheart, but my butt is bigger.”
This rings true for me – my butt is bigger than my heart. Hence, I think that I need to switch out my heart for my butt. This is an instance where size matters. Let’s face it, no one says I love you with all my nose or my big toe. The heart is used for its symbolism, but it cannot compete with other more substantial body parts.
Therefore, I shall change all my future love declarations to accurately reflect the size of my love – I shall love with all my butt. 😉
Day one thousand three hundred and twenty-six of the new forty – obla di obla da