I Am An Accomplice…

My Sorento is the killer of many bugs.

I do not like killing living things if I can avoid it.  The Sorento seems to have no problem with bugs meeting their demise on its windshield.  I personally would rather not be exposed to such things.  I find it disturbing and disgusting when things go splat on my window.

I do not know if it is the height of the Sorento or the back roads of Minnesota (or perhaps both) that exponentially increased the Sorento’s kill rate today, but I know that there were many bugs who met their demise because the Sorento was where it was today.  It is difficult to stay focused on driving when a big bug unexpectedly splats just inches from your face. Eeewwwwww…it is just gross.

My Tiburon was not as egregious about bug killing.  Perhaps it was too low to the ground or more aerodynamic…perhaps it had a kinder soul.  The bottom line is that I am now in the uncomfortable position of being an accomplice to bug-icide.  And I must confess folks, even as the rule follower I am, I am all too ready to go to the car wash and erase the evidence of the Sorento’s crimes.

I surmise I will have to pray on this…I’ll do so while the Sorento is going through the car wash. 😉

Day one thousand five hundred and thirty-three of the new forty – obla di obla da

Ms. C

1 Response

  1. tim haering

    I never killed so many bugs with a car as with my 1969 VW bus. And maybe it’s a guy thing, but I never shed a tear for any of them. I will now go out of my way to capture a black widow and escort her outside where she belongs. AHhh, times change.

    You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
    I’ve been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
    And I’m young enough to look at, and far too old to see
    All the scars are on the inside

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