You’ve Had It There All Along…

Well, my old friend Fifi of LoveFifi.com is at it again.  She sent me an email promising me the Fountain of Youth for $12.79.  I must say, I was a little hesitant to open the email – I had a visual of what I thought Fifi might be peddling this go-around and I wasn’t sure…
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Send A Ransom Note Already!

Fifi of LoveFifi.com got my attention with one of her marketing emails again.  This time it was her way with words – or not. 40% Off Our AMAZING Figure Sucker-Inner! Small-3X! Sucker-Inner?  Who are you and what have you done with my Fifi??!! Fifi would never speak so plainly about one of her life-changing products. …
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God-given Curves…

I do love Fifi, but I think that on some occasions she forgets who she is talking to.  The other day she sent me an email that said in the subject line:  CAROL Boyish Body? Create INSTANT Curves & SAVE!‏ Upon opening the email I learned that Fifi was peddling a sale on her padded…
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Dissed Robe!

When I say robe, what do you envision?  Perhaps something made of plaid flannel, that is manly, knee level length, covers your night clothes and keeps you warm on chilly mornings?  Or are you thinking of one of those really soft, fleece, floor length frocks that make you look and feel like a cozy stuffed animal?  Perhaps you…
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Just Point Me Toward The Beer Garden…

I have long believed that I would have excelled as a bar server.  You know the kind that wears a cute outfit and knows all the patrons by name – that is soooo me. Well, it could’ve been me, but I haven’t actually fulfilled that dream yet.   I might have had some shot of living that dream in California,…
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